By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 13 April 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers Beware! The Stars Align for a Shell-tacular Journey – Grab Your Photon Muffins, It's Time to Ride the Cosmic Waves!"

The next Cancer will start in 70 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 12 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 75 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 25 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my cosmic crustaceans! 🦀 As the nurturing and sensitive child of the zodiac, you Cancerians are known for your intuitive and protective ways. But, with Mars in your sign, it's like having the fierce but fabulous Number Six from Battlestar Galactica as your spirit animal this month. 👠🚀 Hold on to your shells, because things are about to get interesting! 💫 The Third Quarter moon (22.1 days old) is shedding light on some unfinished business, and with Martian energy in the mix, you're ready to kick asteroid and take names. 💥🌗 It's time to channel your inner cylon goddess and show the universe who's boss! This month, expect your emotions to be as passionate as a forbidden love affair between humans and cylons. ❤️🤖 Just remember, the line between love and war can be as thin as the walls of a spaceship. So, proceed with caution, dear Cancer. Your cosmic karma depends on it! In the words of Number Six: "All this has happened before, and all this will happen again." Embrace the cyclical nature of life and trust in your journey. 🔁🌌 Your hashtags for this month are: 1. #CancerianCylon 2. #MarsInCrabtown 3. #BattlestarAstrologica 4. #QuarterMoonChaos 5. #CosmicCrustaceanCrusader Happy navigating through the stars, my celestial crabs! May the power of Number Six be with you in your quest for intergalactic harmony! 🌠🌌

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