"Cancer: Time to Come Out of Your Shell! The Universe Just Ordered a Cosmic Crab Salad!"
We are currently in the sign of Cancer
The Moon moves to Cancer in 2 days, at Sunday, 16 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 340 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 339 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Dear Crabs of the Cosmos,
First off, let's talk about that Waning Crescent moon, 26.3 days old and still looking better than any of us on a Monday morning, am I right? It's practically a silver sliver in our night sky, like a leftover slice of cosmic pizza. Not as satisfying, but still pretty cool.
Now, your ruling planet, the Moon, is currently playing hard-to-get with the Sun, which could make you feel as out-of-sorts as a Goa'uld at a System Lord convention. You might be prone to mood swings, or even grow extra limbs—oh wait, that was Teal'c that one time. Never mind.
But fear not! The cosmos has your back. Just like the Stargate, life is full of wormholes and detours, but you always end up where you're meant to be. So embrace the unknown, just like when Daniel Jackson tries to explain quantum physics to us. #QuantumConfusion #DanielSpeakEnglishPlease
The next full moon is gearing up for its grand entrance on the 1st of August at precisely 18:33:26. I mean, talk about making an entrance, right? The full moon is a time for reflection, for illumination and, if you're a werewolf...well, let's hope you're not. But if you are, remember to stay hydrated and maybe invest in a good flea collar.
So Cancer, as the moon cycles, remember to roll with the punches. Go with the flow, just like the River of Stars, or Jack O'Neill's hair in the wind. Because at the end of the day, we're all just stardust navigating through this big, beautiful, confusing universe.
Stay celestial, my crabby friends. #CrabbyButCute #StargateStardust
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Astrologer,
Vala Mal Doran.
#Cancer
SignToday Is Posting: 14.07.2023 07:32:01 (can-14-07-2023)