"Crabby Cancer, Your Stars Are Aligning – Just Like My Lego Death Star!"
We are currently in the sign of Cancer
The Moon moves to Cancer in 25 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 336 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 335 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Oh, Cancer, my crabby friend, I feel a disturbance in the force! Or maybe it's just the burrito I had for lunch... never mind.
With the New Moon still fresh out of the oven, only 0.5 days old, it smells like a freshly baked lunar croissant. It’s time to harness that energy to kickstart your projects, kind of like how Frodo began his epic journey to Mordor. Except, you know, with less orcs and more spreadsheets.
This week may have you feeling like you're in a game of Quidditch – flying high one minute, dodging bludgers the next. But remember, even Harry Potter took a few beatings before he caught the golden snitch.
Your home, much like The Shire, will be a source of comfort and respite for you this week. Channel your inner Bilbo Baggins: spruce up your hobbit-hole, take care of your indoor plants (or pet Ents), and make time for second breakfast.
Love is in the air, and it's not just because someone managed to brew a successful love potion. With Venus in your house, there's a high probability of meeting someone who makes your heart flutter like a hippogriff on Red Bull. But remember, no unforgivable curses on the first date, please!
Keep an eye on your savings, though. You don't want to end up like a dragon guarding an empty hoard. Be smart with your Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts - this ain't Gringotts, and there are no goblins to bail you out.
In conclusion, grab life by the Firebolt and soar! #NewMoonVibes #CancerCharm #HobbitHavens #QuidditchQuirks #WizardingWorldWisdom
#Cancer
SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2023 07:32:01 (can-18-07-2023)