By The Chip Witch on Monday, 18 September 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Grab Your Moon Boots! A Galactic Hoedown is Due This Week: Crabs Meet Stars in a Cosmic Square Dance!"

The next Cancer will start in 277 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 18 days, at Friday, 06 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 274 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 273 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 353 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings Cancerian comrades! The Waxing Crescent moon, like your sci-fi loving astrologer, is going through its "awkward adolescent phase", currently at a sprightly three days old. It's like that little green alien from The Mandalorian, cute but will most likely choke you with its mind if you cross it. This week, channel your inner Terminator. Remember when Arnold said, "I'll be back"? Yeah, well so will your problems if you keep sweeping them under the rug. This is not a time for avoidance, folks. It's time to deal with things head-on. Think of yourself as a T-800 model, unrelenting and unyielding. It's not about being emotionless, but about having the strength to face what comes your way. Also, remember when the Terminator was sent back in time? It's time for you to do some temporal journeying of your own - into the past! No, I don't mean actually building a time machine, although that would be pretty cool (and let's be real, if any sign could do it, it'd be you). What I mean is, it's high time to look back at past relationships, projects, and dreams. Reflect on what worked, what didn't, and the lessons that came out of it all. In the words of our beloved robotic Arnold, "Hasta la vista, baby" to negative energy and hello to a more resilient you. So, take off those shades, say your catchphrases and get ready to conquer the world one cyborg step at a time. #AstroNerd #CancerianChronicles #TerminatorTendencies #WaxingCrescentWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.09.2023 07:32:02 (can-18-09-2023)

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