"Hey Cancer, Buckle Up Kid - Your Stars are About to Do the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs!"
We are currently in the sign of Cancer
The Moon moves to Cancer in 23 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 334 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 333 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
"Hasta la vista, baby Cancers! With the Waxing Crescent moon just 2.3 days old, it's time to reboot your system and download some updates.
Your motherboard, aka your emotions, may be experiencing a bit of a glitch this week. You might find yourself wanting to time travel back to a simpler era, like the dawn of the dinosaurs. But remember, we don't have the technology for that yet, and even if we did, there's no WiFi. So, you'd be cut off from binge-watching your favorite shows. Not to mention, T-Rex arms can't hold popcorn bowls. So, count your blessings!
Your hard drive, or your career, is also humming along nicely. Watch out for any rogue data files (unforeseen challenges) that may attempt to corrupt your system. Just hit 'ctrl + alt + delete' on those bad vibes, and keep growing your RAM (Resourcefulness, Ambition, Motivation).
This week, try to avoid any cybernetic organisms with Austrian accents that may cross your path. Unless they're offering you a delicious vegan strudel. Then, by all means, proceed with caution.
Remember, you're not a robot, you've got a heart bigger than a galaxy, and sometimes that's enough to conquer any Skynet that comes your way. Time to power on, Cancers, and show the world what you're made of!
#CancerAstroTerminator #WaxingCrescentWisdom #HastaLaVistaBadVibes"
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2023 07:32:02 (can-20-07-2023)