By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 22 July 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself! The Universe is Planning a Cosmic Crab Boil and You're the Guest of Honor!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The Moon moves to Cancer in 21 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 332 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 331 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Cancers! The Waxing Crescent moon is about 4.1 days old – a toddler in moon years. It's still figuring out how gravity works and occasionally has tantrums, much like the TARDIS on a bad day. Now, as we all know, the moon and Cancers go together like fish fingers and custard – an odd combination, but it works! This week, the toddler moon is bringing you a fresh energy that might feel as exciting as a surprise visit from the Daleks... but, you know, without all the exterminating. With the moon at this stage, you're likely feeling a newfound sense of creativity. Maybe you've been inspired to knit a multi-coloured scarf, or perhaps you're suddenly filled with an urge to start communicating entirely in binary code. Either way, embrace it! You're channeling your inner Time Lord. Remember, though, not everyone understands Gallifreyan or the true purpose of a sonic screwdriver. So, if your friends or coworkers look at you like you've just sprouted a second head, don't take it personally. They're just not ready for your level of cosmic coolness. In the words of my favourite bow tie-wearing incarnation: "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" So, go forth, Cancer, and make your story spectacularly weird and brilliant. #CancerHoroscope #WaxingCrescent #DoctorWhoVibes #FishFingersAndCustard #TimeLordWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2023 07:32:01 (can-22-07-2023)

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