"Crustacean Constellation Chronicles: Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Crab Walk!"
The next Cancer will start in 181 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024
The Moon moves to Cancer in 4 days, at Wednesday, 27 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Cancer in 178 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024
Venus moves to Cancer in 177 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024
Mars moves to Cancer in 257 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, Cancer! Or as I like to call you, the Crabby Patty of the Zodiac. Now, don't take that personally, I'm just trying to add some humor into your starry forecast. That's what makes this universe go round, right? A good chuckle and a healthy dose of gravitational pull!
With the Waxing Gibbous moon being 11.1 days old, (Oh, it's growing up so fast, isn't it?) you might feel like you're stuck in a Cylon resurrection ship. You're not alone, we've all been there. You know, metaphorically. Not the actual Cylon resurrection ship. I mean, unless you have something to tell us...
This phase of the moon is all about reflection, refinement, and yes, a smidge of reprogramming. You might not be able to download yourself into a new body à la Number Six, but you can start anew in other ways. Perhaps by rethinking your choices of late-night snacks or finally learning how to fold a fitted sheet.
Expect to see some tangible results of your actions soon, just like how a Waxing Gibbous moon is almost full, but not quite there yet. Remember, patience is key. We didn't get to Battlestar Galactica season 4 overnight, did we?
Take a few moments this week to focus on the most important project in your life - you. Because just like the plot of Battlestar Galactica, you're complex, intriguing, and full of surprises. So say we all!
Don't forget, you're not a fracking toaster. You're a magnificent, celestial Cancer! So, get out there, and show the universe what you've got!
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.12.2023 07:32:01 (can-23-12-2023)