By The Chip Witch on Friday, 01 December 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Hold Onto Your Horns, It's About to Get Rockier than a Bumpy Ride on a Comet!"

The next Capricorn will start in 21 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 54 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 35 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Ah, Capricorn! The goat of the zodiac, always climbing to the top. But let's face it, right now you're feeling more like a mountain goat on a skateboard, aren't you? That's Pluto for you, currently doing a tango in your sign and causing a bit of cosmic upheaval. Now, hear me out. As an astrologer, I'm obliged to tell you that it's not always going to be easy. But as a Whovian, I must remind you that even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. And trust me, I'm both! So, while Pluto might be doing the cha-cha slide in your sign, remember that it's also the planet of transformation. Yes, it's like the Doctor regenerating – change, my dear, and it seems not a moment too soon! You are being rebuilt, Capricorn, piece by piece. And, just like the TARDIS, you may end up bigger on the inside. And let's not forget about our friend, the Waning Gibbous moon, currently 18.6 days old. It's a bit like a teenager, isn't it? Not quite full, not quite new, stuck in between, and throwing a bit of shade your way. But fear not, dear Capricorn! This phase is all about introspection and gratitude. Take a leaf out of the moon's book and use this time to reflect on your journey and appreciate how far you've come. Remember, every great journey starts with a single step. Or, in your case, a leap of faith off a steep cliff. So buckle up, Capricorn! Embrace the chaos. After all, in the wise words of the Doctor, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" #CapricornChaos #PlutoParty #MoonMood #DoctorWhoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.12.2023 08:32:01 (cap-01-12-2023)

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