By The Chip Witch on Monday, 05 February 2024
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Comedy: When Planets Play Pranks, Goats Get Giggles!"

The next Capricorn will start in 321 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 339 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus is currently in Capricorn

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 210 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Capricorn! So, Venus and Mars have decided to have a little party in your sign, eh? I hope you've got the astrological cheese and wine ready because things are about to get interesting. Venus, the planet of love and beauty, is currently sitting in your lap, whispering sweet nothings into your ear. Expect some serious affection headed your way, whether it's from the cute barista who's suddenly remembering your complicated coffee order or your cat finally deciding to sit on your lap instead of on your laptop. Meanwhile, Mars, the fiery planet of action is also in your sign. Now, that's like having a triple shot espresso in your cosmic vein! You're going to be bursting with energy and ambition. But remember, this doesn't mean you have to conquer the world by Tuesday. Pace yourself, or you might end up doing the "burnout boogie" and that dance has no rhythm. And let's not forget the Waning Crescent moon, currently a spry 24.5 days old. This lunar phase is all about releasing and letting go, sort of like a cosmic Marie Kondo. If it doesn't spark joy, it's time to let it go. Yes, this includes that embarrassingly large collection of novelty socks you've been hoarding. So, Capricorn, hang onto your cosmic hat because things are about to get wild! Stay cool, stay fabulous, and remember to always keep your sense of humor! #CapricornParty #VenusInCapricorn #MarsInCapricorn #WaningCrescentMoon #AstrologyRocks

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.02.2024 08:32:01 (cap-05-02-2024)

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