By The Chip Witch on Monday, 15 January 2024
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Time to Climb that Astrological Mountain - Just Don't Forget Your Hiking Boots and Love of Bureaucracy!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello, my Capricorn companions! As an astrologer, I'm stoked to dive into your star-sign forecast in the fashion of our favorite Contact character, Doctor Ellie Arroway! This week, Mercury, Mars, and Pluto are all taking a celestial road trip through Capricorn territory. It's like a cosmic family reunion, but with less awkwardness and more astral energy. Let's channel our inner Ellie Arroway: "The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space." So, let's not waste this space, shall we? Mercury, the cosmic courier, in your sign means communication is key. You'll be as eloquent as Carl Sagan explaining the cosmos, or at least you'll feel that way. Use this energy to express yourself clearly and maybe even throw in a few science puns. Because, let's face it, who doesn't love a good chemistry joke? #MercuryInCapricorn #TalkNerdyToMe Mars, the red planet (and no, it's not blushing), in your sign brings a surge of energy. You'll feel motivated to tackle tasks with the same enthusiasm as a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention. Don't forget to take a breather occasionally. You don't want to overheat like a misaligned telescope. #MarsInCapricorn #RedPlanetRush Now, let's talk about Pluto, that dwarf planet with a bit of an identity crisis. In Capricorn, it's nudging you to transform, to shed your earthly skin and embrace your celestial glow. Maybe it's time to finally start that quantum physics book club? #PlutoInCapricorn #SmallPlanetBigChanges Finally, with the Waxing Crescent moon being 4.3 days old, it's like a young nerd bursting with potential. It's not yet a full-blown science geek, but it's getting there. Use this phase to start something new and exciting. Maybe invent a new constellation? Call it the "Nerdy Goat," perhaps? #WaxingCrescent #MoonMood So, Capricorns, grab your telescopes, put on your lab coats, and embrace this cosmic energy. Remember, in the immortal words of Ellie Arroway, "The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." So, make some space for some fun! #CapricornChronicles #SpaceIsThePlace

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.01.2024 08:32:02 (cap-15-01-2024)

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