By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 02 August 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Picasso's Pisces Party: Prepare for a Palette of Emotions & A Brush with Destiny!"

The next Pisces will start in 201 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 205 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 223 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 234 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 15.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Well, Pisces, brace yourself for a cosmic double whammy! Saturn and Neptune are both throwing retrograde parties in your sign. Has anyone ever told you that water signs are just cosmic punch bowls for the universe's most eccentric guests? No? Well, consider yourselves told, my fishy friends! Saturn, the grumpy old man of the solar system, is moonwalking through your sign. He's probably griping about how things were better in the old days (you know, around 4.5 billion years ago). Don't let his nostalgia get you down, though. Use it to reassess your long-term goals. Maybe it's time to swap that dream of becoming a unicorn breeder for something a tad more realistic like...I don't know...becoming a wizard? Meanwhile, Neptune's also spinning backwards in your sign, stirring up your deep sea of emotions. This might make you feel like you're swimming in circles, but remember - even fish can have fun in a whirlpool! Take this opportunity to dive into those feelings you've been avoiding. Is it fear of the unknown? Or a secret love for 80s synth-pop? Either way, it's time to face the music, Pisces! As for the Full Moon, she's about as old as your average teenager at 15.5 days and feeling just as moody. Expect some emotional high tides, but remember: every wave ends up on the shore eventually. Your shore might just be littered with seashells of wisdom and washed-up pirate treasure. (Note: Actual pirate treasure not guaranteed.) So, Pisces, prepare for some celestial shenanigans! But don't worry, as a water sign, you've got the best life raft - your intuition! Let it guide you through these stormy space seas. #PiscesPower #RetrogradeRodeo #SaturnSass #NeptuneNonsense #FullMoonFollies

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-02-08-2023)

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