"Pisces Alert: Prepare for Emotional Tsunami, Bring Extra Tissues and Your Favorite Sci-Fi Box Set!"
We are currently in the sign of Pisces
The moon is currently in Pisces
Mercury is currently in Pisces
Venus moves to Pisces in 3 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 14 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Alright, Pisces, let's dive in, or should I say swim in? With the Moon, Mercury, Saturn and Neptune all hanging out in your sign, it's like a cosmic pool party in your backyard. And you're the guest of honor, mate!
Let's start with the moon. It's so into Pisces right now, it's practically stalking you. Your emotions might be running as high as a caffeine-powered squirrel on a treadmill. It’s okay, though. Don't try to fight it. Let that wave of feelings engulf you like a curry binge at 3 A.M. #MoonInPisces #EmotionalRollercoaster
Next up, we've got Mercury throwing its two cents in, making you feel chattier than a parrot on speed dial. You might find yourself thinking out loud, solving quantum physics problems while waiting for your toast to pop out of the toaster. Just remember to not blurt out your mum's secret muffin recipe at the office. #MercuryInPisces #LooseLipsSinkShips
Saturn joining the Pisces party is like your grumpy old uncle crashing your rave. It's going to bring some discipline and structure, meaning you may have to swap your space-weasel pajamas for actual trousers occasionally. But don't worry, you'll be adulting like a pro in no time. #SaturnInPisces #AdultingIsHard
Now, Neptune. Your ruling planet in your sign is like having your favorite band play at your birthday bash. Expect a surge of creativity and intuition. You might start seeing connections everywhere, like realizing that your boss's mood swings are directly proportional to the amount of coffee left in the pot. #NeptuneInPisces #IntuitionOnFleek
As for the New Moon being 28.3 days old, it's like it's just finished watching all Star Wars movies back-to-back and is ready for a new journey. Keep an eye out on March 25th, 2024 at exactly 7:01:37. If you've been waiting for the perfect moment to start something new, this is it. #NewMoon #FreshStart
So, Pisces, brace yourself for a cosmic roller coaster ride! But remember – in the immortal words of Dave Lister, "no matter how bad things get, there's always beer in the fridge." #RedDwarfWisdom #PiscesHoroscope
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-09-03-2024)