"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Neptune Hasn't Been This Active Since It Discovered Its First Anime Series!"
The next Pisces will start in 95 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Tuesday, 21 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 99 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 117 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 128 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hey there, fishy-friends! Take a deep breath and prepare for the celestial tidal wave that is about to crash into your life.
Saturn, the cosmic landlord, has docked its spaceship in your star sign. Now, I’d say get ready for some crazy party time, but this isn't a frat house. It's more like having your strict school principal move in with you. Imagine trying to sneak past with a face full of alien goo at 3 AM – not happening, right? Saturn is all about discipline, boundaries, and responsibility. Don't worry though; it's not all doom and gloom. This could be the perfect time for some deep introspection, setting goals, and getting your life together. #SaturnInPisces #DetentionIsInSession
Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is currently playing the retrograde game. That's right, it's moonwalking across the starry dance floor of our universe. Now, I know you might be thinking, "Great, another retrograde to deal with." But don't sweat it! With Neptune in retrograde, you'll spot illusions faster than a xenomorph can hiss. This is the time for clarity and truth, so don't forget your space helmet! #NeptuneRetrograde #RealityCheck
Speaking of the moon, we're in the Waxing Crescent phase, only 3 days old. It’s like a baby Alien just popped out and it’s all cute and cuddly… until it grows up and gets fangs, of course. This lunar phase is all about intention-setting and new beginnings. It's time to plant those dream-seeds and watch them grow. You never know, they might turn into a badass spaceship or a self-destruct mechanism for those extra tough days. #WaxingCrescent #NewBeginnings
So, Pisces, strap yourself in, because it’s going to be a cosmic rollercoaster ride. But remember, in space, no one can hear you scream… unless it’s on Twitter. #PiscesHoroscope #AstroNerdsUnite
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-16-11-2023)