By The Chip Witch on Friday, 22 September 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Logical Conclusions Suggest: Pisces, Your Emotional Nebula May Encounter Cosmic Comedy this Week!"

The next Pisces will start in 150 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 154 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 172 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 183 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Astro-Dredd Log: Pisces Hello, my fishy friends! Now don't go swimming off into the cosmic deep end just yet! While Saturn and Neptune are both making your sign their retrograde playground, it's not all doom and gloom. In fact, it’s more like a cosmic game of Marco Polo – blindfolded, disoriented, but heck, it's fun! Saturn, the grumpy old man of the solar system, seems to be throwing a cosmic tantrum in reverse. You might feel as though life's been more about restrictions than rainbows lately. But remember, Pisces, this is Saturn's version of a tough love pep talk. It’s like when Dredd says "I am the law" – it's strict, but it has your best interest at heart. So, buckle up, take note and work on those life lessons. Neptune, your ruling planet, also playing the retrograde roulette in your sign, is like that quirky aunt who shows up uninvited and turns everything upside down. But she also stirs up creativity and intuition. So, it's time to dust off those forgotten dreams and give them another shot. The First Quarter moon, 6.9 days old and still too young to know any better, is encouraging you to take action. It's a bit like a pizza delivery guy showing up at your door saying, "Here's your order, please pay." It's time to decide if you're going to dig into that delicious cheesy life-pizza or keep it on the shelf to get cold. In short, Pisces, this week is all about rolling with the punches, embracing the chaos, and remembering to laugh in the face of adversity. Like Judge Dredd patrolling Mega-City One, you've got this under control, even if it doesn't always feel that way. Go forth and be the cosmic superhero you are! #AstroDredd #PiscesPower #SaturnToughLove #NeptuneChaos #FirstQuarterMoon #LifePizza #CosmicSuperhero

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-22-09-2023)

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