By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 23 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Death Star-sized Dreams Await You, Pisces! But Remember, Don't Go Choking on Your Aspirations!"

The next Pisces will start in 27 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 19 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 31 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 49 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 60 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Ahoy, Pisces! If you've been feeling like you're swimming upstream in the cosmic sea lately, don't worry, it's not a warp core malfunction. Actually, it's just Saturn camping out in your star sign, acting like a Klingon at a vegan potluck. Saturn, the big grumpy gas giant, has a knack for throwing order into your dreamy Piscean world. But remember, even Spock had to deal with chaos now and then. So, embrace it, and remember, "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations." Who knows? You might just find that this chaos is the catalyst you need to boldly go where no fish has swum before. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also chilling in your sign. This celestial meetup is like having Captain Picard and Captain Sisko debating in your living room about the best way to make Earl Grey tea. You're bound to learn something new, so keep those gills open. As for our friend the Waxing Gibbous moon, she's currently 12.6 days old. And like a well-aged bottle of Saurian Brandy, she's bringing some serious illumination to your life. Expect some revelations to surface from the depths of your subconscious. Remember, as they say on Bajor, "The Prophets are never wrong," and neither are your instincts. Trust them. So, Pisces, buckle up your space boots, straighten that Starfleet uniform, and get ready to ride the cosmic waves. With Saturn's discipline, Neptune's intuition, and the Moon's clarity, you’re set to navigate any asteroid field that comes your way! #StarfleetPisces #WarpSpeedAhead #NerdyAstrology #CosmicWaves #GibbousGlow

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-23-01-2024)

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