"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Your Mercury is in Retrograde, and it's Not Just Because You Forgot to Update your Astrophysics Software!"
We are currently in the sign of Pisces
The Moon moves to Pisces in 10 days, at Saturday, 09 March, 2024
Mercury is currently in Pisces
Venus moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Alright, Pisces, listen up! Your astrological forecast is looking a bit like the inside of a washing machine — three planets in your sign, Mercury, Saturn, Neptune, and they're all doing the cosmic hokey pokey.
Mercury's got you talking faster than a caffeinated chipmunk on a sugar rush. Your words are flowing with the speed and grace of a babbling brook...if babbling brooks could discuss quantum physics and the latest episode of Doctor Who simultaneously.
Saturn is busy constructing its usual barricades, but with the elegance of a hippie trying to build an IKEA bookshelf. It might not be pretty, but the structure will bring some much-needed order to your life. You might even find where you left your car keys... or your sanity.
Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in your sign. It's like having your mum come over unannounced and start cleaning your flat. It's mildly annoying but ultimately beneficial, especially if she finds that sandwich you lost last week.
As for your moon, it's hanging around in its Waning Gibbous phase, at a spry 18.2 days old. This moon phase is like the grandpa who knows everything and has some great stories but forgets where he left his glasses.
So, your mission, should you choose to accept it (and even if you don't, the stars don't really care), is to channel this astrological chaos into something beautiful. Or at least something that doesn't involve crying into your cereal bowl.
Remember, the Universe might be out to get you, but at least it's an equal opportunity annoyer. Hang in there, Pisces. You've got this.
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.02.2024 08:52:01 (pis-28-02-2024)