"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through Cosmic Jello: It's Time for An Out-of-this-Galaxy Adventure!"
The next Pisces will start in 326 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025
The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Pisces in 322 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025
Venus is currently in Pisces
Mars is currently in Pisces
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Ahoy, Pisces! Now, if you're feeling a bit like a celestial sardine sandwich, that's because you've got Venus, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune all lounging around in your star sign, treating it like it's some sort of cosmic Airbnb. And let's not forget that Waning Gibbous moon, twinkling away at 19.4 days old - old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
Now, with Venus in your sign, you're practically radiating charm and charisma. You could tell someone they remind you of a Vogon's love poetry and they'd still be swooning over you. #CharmOffensive
Meanwhile, Mars is revving up your engines for some action. You're ready to take on the world or at least that crossword puzzle you've been stuck on for a week. Remember, a quasar is not just a distant celestial object, it's also a great word for Scrabble! #MarsInPisces
Saturn, the strict schoolmaster of the zodiac, is here too and he's telling you to settle down and do your homework. But don't panic - you're a Pisces, you can daydream your way through any boring task. #SaturnSlog
And Neptune? Your ruling planet is in town, so expect heightened intuition and creativity. You may start seeing patterns where others see chaos, rhymes where others see random words. Embrace it! You're not crazy, you're just a little more tuned in than the rest of us. #NeptuneNudge
So, get out there, Pisces. You've got the power of the cosmos at your back and a Waning Gibbous moon lighting your path. Remember, stars can't shine without darkness, and neither can you. #CosmicComedy #PiscesParty #HoroscopeHilarity
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-30-03-2024)