By The Chip Witch on Friday, 03 November 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot those Arrows Straight into the Heart of Chaos: Galactic Law and Order Coming Through!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 20 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 11 days, at Tuesday, 14 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 7 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 57 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 22 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, interstellar voyager of the zodiac, Sagittarius! Today, as the moon is 20.3 days old (or roughly the equivalent of a teenage moon popping lunar pimples), your stars are aligning like an astronomically epic episode of "Star Trek." Travel plans could be on the horizon! Oh, wait, I mean literally, they're in the stars above your horizon. With your natural wanderlust, you could find yourself planning a trip to Mars or a weekend getaway to the Andromeda Galaxy. Just make sure you pack your cosmic sunscreen and a towel, Douglas Adams style. However, don't just rely on your GPS coordinates! Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is urging you to trust your internal compass (which, just to clarify, is metaphorical unless you're actually a robot...then it might be literal). Listen to that adventurous voice inside you! Unless it's saying "exterminate!" Then, maybe seek some professional help. In terms of love, Venus seems to be playing hide-and-seek in your love constellation. It may be a good time to remind your significant other (human, alien, or otherwise) why you're more desirable than a fresh cup of Earl Grey tea on Captain Picard's bridge. In conclusion, your journey continues, Sagittarius. Keep exploring, boldly go where no one has gone before, and always remember to laugh at the universe's jokes, even if they're a bit nebulous! #Sagittarius #AstroNerdHumor #MoonTeenageYears #SpaceWanderlust #TrustYourCompass #LoveHideAndSeek #BoldlyGo #NebulousJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.11.2023 08:22:01 (sag-03-11-2023)

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