By The Chip Witch on Monday, 07 August 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare Your Hyperdrive for Maximum Overdrive: Galactic Shifts Foretell an Ewok-Level Adventure Ahead!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 108 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 17 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 95 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 145 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 110 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey, Sagittarius! Listen up! The third quarter moon is now 21 days old, which, if we're being honest, is only a day away from being able to legally drink in the galaxy of Andromeda...if you're into that sort of thing. Now, I don't want to alarm you, but the celestial vibes are hinting at some serious energy shifts in your world. But, hey, you're a Sagittarius! You eat energy shifts for breakfast...right after your toast and Space Jam. This week, Mars is doing a bit of a salsa dance with Jupiter in your house of communication, giving you the uncanny ability to say the right thing at the right time, or, knowing you, Sagittarius, the completely wrong thing at the hilariously perfect moment. Either way, it's all good. Just remember, if you can't say anything nice, at least make it funny. Meanwhile, Saturn is settling down for a nap in your fifth house of romance. This could mean two things: it's either time to shake things up in the love department, or you're about to find yourself in a serious relationship with your Netflix account. Either way, remember to keep things light and breezy. We're talking feather-on-the-wind levels of chill here, folks. So, keep those arrows of yours aimed high, Sagittarius. With a bit of luck (and a healthy dose of cosmic humor), you'll find yourself laughing all the way to the moon and back. #SagittariusSeason #MoonMischief #SpaceSalsa #NetflixAndChill #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-07-08-2023)

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