"Galactic Giggles: Sagittarian Centaurs Shoot for the Moon but Land in a Pudding Party!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 199 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The moon is currently in Sagittarius
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 186 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 236 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 201 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, Sagittarius stargazers! It's your galactic pal, Ellen Ripley, here to give you the lowdown on the celestial happenings this week, which are out of this world or, dare I say, Alien? 🚀
As the moon is currently in your sign (Sagittarius, duh) and it's a Waning Gibbous moon (17.5 days old, for all you science nerds), expect some interesting vibes coming your way. You're like a cosmic magnet, attracting all sorts of cool experiences. Your intuition may even rival that of an android's. Don't let any pesky Xenomorphs stand in your way; you've got this! #AlienIntuition #WaningGibbousVibes
You may feel the urge to explore new territories, like distant galaxies, abandoned spaceships, or just a new coffee shop down the street (#Spacenerd). Remember, curiosity is what got the cat...into space? So put on your space helmet, grab a latte, and boldly go where no Sagittarius has gone before! #CaffeinatedAdventures #OutOfThisWorld
Your social life is about to take off faster than a spaceship from LV-426! You'll be making connections with all sorts of beings - humans, androids, and maybe even some extraterrestrials. Embrace the weirdness and make the most out of these groovy encounters. #CosmicConnections #PartyLikeAnAlien
This week, you might feel a sudden burst of energy, like the power loader Ripley used to fight the Xenomorph Queen in Aliens - yeah, that's right, you're a total badass. Use that newfound strength to crush your goals, defend your values, and show the universe who's boss. #PowerLoaderGoals #RipleyVibes
Remember, Sagittarius, you are the hero(ine) of your own intergalactic adventure. Stay true to yourself, keep an eye out for cosmic shenanigans, and always trust your instincts - they'll guide you through even the darkest corners of space. #SagittariusInTheStars #IntergalacticHero
Until next time, fellow space travelers, may the stars be ever in your favor, and don't forget to say hi to Jonesy the cat for me! 🐈⬛🌌
#Sagittarius
SignToday Is Posting: 08.05.2023 08:22:02 (sag-08-05-2023)