"Sagittarius, Buckle up! Your Planetary Alignment is More Whacked Out than a Dalek on Disco Night!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 258 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 21 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 239 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 223 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024
The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Greetings, oh intrepid Sagittarius!
Firstly, let me give you a quick update from the universe's favorite glowing nightlight. Our moon - currently sitting at a rather mature 28.3 days old (don't mention its age, it's sensitive!) - is on its way to the next full-blown party, scheduled for 7:01:37, on the 25th of March 2024. I'm sure it'll be a rager, it always is.
Now, onto you, Sagittarius. As a Fire sign, you're as enthusiastic and expansive as a supernova, but be warned - not everyone can handle that level of cosmic brilliance. So, try not to outshine everyone else at parties, especially when the moon is charging up for its next big reveal.
Still, being the lovable rogue of the zodiac, you might find this period of lunar "me" time a bit... well, boring. But fear not! Here's a fun scientific fact to keep your neurons firing: did you know that if you could drive your car straight up, you'd be in space in less than an hour? Imagine the traffic report on that one!
So, next time you're aimlessly wandering and wondering (as you Sagittarians do), remember that your adventurous spirit isn't just a personality trait - it's a reflection of the infinite cosmos that lives within you. So keep exploring, keep shining, and keep those seatbelts fastened. It’s always a wild ride with you.
Until next time, remember: you're not just a star, you're a whole dang galaxy.
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-09-03-2024)