"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Traffic Jam: Jupiter's in Retrograde and Mars Forgot to Use Its Turn Signal!"
We are currently in the sign of Sagittarius
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 19 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Saturday, 23 December, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 10 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars is currently in Sagittarius
The First Quarter moon is currently 8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, Sagittarius! The stars are in quite a jolly mood today, especially Mars, that red-hued renegade, who's decided to crash at your place for a bit. #MarsBnB
Now, having Mars in your sign can be a bit like hosting a celestial rockstar. It's all energy, ambition, and occasionally, totally uninvited bravado. But don't fret, my archer friend. Remember, Mars is also the planet of action - so strap on your moon boots, grab your cosmic bow, and let's get this astral party started!
Speaking of parties, the First Quarter Moon – or as I like to call it, the teenager of lunar phases – is currently 8 days old. And as we all know, teenagers can be, well, unpredictable. #LunarPuberty
One moment they're calm and serene, the next they're causing high tides and howling dogs. Expect some emotional ebbs and flows during this time, Sagittarius. You might find yourself shedding a tear at a cat video or laughing hysterically at a doorknob. Just roll with it.
Remember, the universe has its own sense of humor; it's just... enormously complex, astronomically dry, and occasionally involves black holes. If you don't get the joke, don't worry - it's probably a science thing. #UniversalStandup
So, Sagittarius, your mission this month (should you choose to accept it) is to channel that Martian energy and lunar lunacy into something productive. Maybe finally start that wormhole knitting club? Or, I don’t know, invent a new kind of cheese? The cosmos is your oyster, my friend, and it's high tide!
To sum up, brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride through the Milky Way, my dear Sagittarius. Don't forget to pack your sense of humor, a sturdy umbrella, and maybe some earplugs for Mars.
Stay groovy, space ranger! #SagittariusSeason #AstrologyWithATwist
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-20-12-2023)