"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for an Interstellar Rollercoaster. No, Really, the Universe Does Have a Twisted Sense of Humour."
The next Sagittarius will start in 273 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 9 days, at Sunday, 03 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 254 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 238 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024
The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, Star-travelers! It’s your favorite celestial nerd-navigator here with your latest Sagittarius horoscope. So, buckle up and let’s take a cosmic joyride!
Full Moon Update: The moon is currently 13.7 days old, which in moon years makes it a temperamental teenager. So, you might be feeling a bit rebellious and craving to break free from the norm, just like our lunar teenager.
Watch out, Sagittarius! You’re about to go on an intergalactic emotional rollercoaster. One moment you're chillaxing in the Milky Way, the next you're doing loop-de-loops around Uranus. But remember, no one said being an interstellar archer would be easy!
Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is acting like a retrograde hipster right now. It's refusing to go with the flow and instead is trying to swim upstream. This may cause you to feel a bit off-kilter, sort of like trying to balance a petunia on a quantum singularity. #QuantumFlowerPower
The stars are whispering that now is the time for new beginnings. It's like they're saying, "Hey, Sagittarius! Stop contemplating the existence of alien life forms and start focusing on that new project!" Because we all know you've been procrastinating on that. #ProcrastinAlienation
Your love life is about to light up brighter than a supernova, but remember, even in the vacuum of space, consent is key. #AstroLove
And finally, be on the lookout for the unexpected this week. And by "unexpected," I don't mean a surprise visit from a time-traveling DeLorean. Although, that would be pretty cool, wouldn't it?
So, gear up, Sagittarius! Embrace the chaos, dance with the cosmos, and remember, even when the universe feels like a giant game of 3D chess, you've got the moves to win. #CosmicChessMaster
Until next time, live long and prosper, Sagittarius! #StarTrekkingSagittarius
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.02.2024 08:22:02 (sag-23-02-2024)