"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Arrows at Black Holes: The Universe has Ordered a Comedy Show!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 334 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 15 days, at Monday, 08 January, 2024
Mercury is currently retrograde in Sagittarius
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 6 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars is currently in Sagittarius
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey there, Sagittarius! Looks like the cosmic traffic jam has landed smack dab on your doorstep. Now don't go running for the hills, it's not as bad as it sounds.
Mercury, the planet of communication (and the odd, occasional mix-up), has decided to go retrograde in your sign. Now, we all know what Mercury retrograde usually entails – missed emails, lost keys, and text messages sent to the wrong person. But hey, look at the bright side, maybe you'll accidentally send that love letter to your boss instead of your crush, and end up with a well-deserved raise! Silver linings, eh?
Now, Mars is also hanging out in your sign, which means you've got the energy of a caffeinated squirrel on a sugar high. You're ready to conquer the world, climb mountains, write novels. Or, you know, finally clean out that closet you've been avoiding since 2005.
The moon, in its Waxing Gibbous phase, is about 12.1 days old. Much like a teenager, it's growing, changing, and probably blasting celestial music too loudly. Use this time to manifest your dreams. Want to invent socks that never smell? Or maybe create a pizza that's actually good for you? Now's the time!
Remember, Sagittarius, life is like a game of Tetris, you can try to fit in, but then you disappear. So be uniquely you, even if that means wearing socks with sandals or putting pineapple on your pizza (don't @ me).
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SignToday Is Posting: 24.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-24-12-2023)