By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 28 September 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Orbit the Sun of Fun: Your Stars are Programmed for Galactic Giggles this Week!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 56 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 20 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 43 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 93 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 58 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello there, my Sagittarian comrades! Just like our beloved tough-girl Sarah Connor from The Terminator, you're known for your spunk and daring spirit. Now that the full moon is 13.5 days old, it's time to channel your inner cyborg-fighting badass and take charge of your life! The universe has been whispering sweet nothings to your sign lately. And by sweet nothings, I mean it's been dropping hints like Arnold Schwarzenegger drops one-liners. "I'll be back," it says, but unlike Arnie, it doesn't mean in a creepy, stalker-ish way. It means opportunities you thought had walked out of your life might come knocking again. So dust off that old dream, polish up your ambitions and prepare to say, "Hasta la vista, baby" to any obstacles in your path. You're a fire sign, which means you've got a powerhouse of energy at your disposal. But remember, even Terminators need a tune-up once in a while. So make sure you're fuelling up on good vibes, healthy food, and plenty of rest. The universe doesn't want you turning into a grumpy T-800. Relationship-wise, there may be a few T-1000s in your life trying to mimic your style. Don't let them get to you. Just like Sarah, you know who you are and what you stand for. And if someone can't appreciate the original, they don't deserve a place in your sequel. So, saddle up, Sagittarius, because just like in the movies, the action's about to start. And remember: in this script, you're the hero. #SagittariusSeason #SarahConnorStyle #AstrologyWithATwist #BewareOfT1000s #BeYourOwnHero

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-28-09-2023)

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