"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Metaphorical Arrows in Zero Gravity: Your Galactic Comedy Forecast is Here!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 55 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 19 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 42 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 92 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 57 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Full moon is currently 14.7 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Sagittarius, listen up. Your high-caliber energy is running on full charge, just like my power cells after a quick recharge at the ol' police station.
This 14.7-day-old full moon is causing a cosmic ruckus that's making the Milky Way look like Detroit's crime scene on a Saturday night. But fear not, Sagittarius, you've got a better backup system than my software updates.
Mercury is retrograding faster than a perp trying to outrun me in a high-speed chase. Expect some communication glitches, but remember, even RoboCop had his bugs - and look how I turned out!
The stars are aligning in a way that’s got more drama than my reboot series. Don't let it get to your circuit board. Stay focused on your mission, even if it feels like you're being chased by ED-209.
Your love life? Well, let's just say Venus is acting all sassy, flickering brighter than my red visor. If you're single, you might meet someone who makes your heart whir like my motor. If you're taken, your relationship could hit a speed bump. But remember, I took multiple bullets, fell from a building, and still saved the day. You've got this.
In terms of health, Mars is looking a bit hostile. Time to upgrade your wellness routine, Sagittarius. Remember, even a half-man, half-robot needs a tune-up once in a while.
So, in the immortal words of yours truly: "Stay out of trouble."
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SignToday Is Posting: 29.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-29-09-2023)