"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Your Planets are in Retrograde, and Mercury is Blaming It All on a Misunderstood Quantum Flux!"
The next Scorpio will start in 307 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 16 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 298 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus is currently in Scorpio
The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings Scorpio, or should I say, the celestial scorpion of our celestial sphere. Now, before we proceed, remember, I'm an astrologer, not a doctor... so my advice is not qualified to cure any alien diseases you might be dealing with.
Now, Venus, our cosmic queen of love and financial prosperity, has decided to take up residence in your sign. She's not paying rent, but fear not, her presence may still bring you benefits. However, just like an unexpected house guest, she may also shake up your daily routine. Prepare to face some emotional upheaval - you might feel more intense than a Vulcan undergoing Pon farr.
This is good news for your bank account though - Venus is known for her financial charms. You might find yourself richer than a Ferengi after a successful round of Dabo. Just remember to share the wealth, or you might end up like the Grand Nagus Zek on a bad day.
And let’s talk about our dear moon, currently sitting at 9 days old. This First Quarter phase is like the teenage stage of the lunar cycle. Expect some mood swings, but remember, it's all part of growing up.
So dear Scorpio, be prepared for a ride faster than warp speed. Embrace the challenge with the tenacity of a Klingon warrior. It's time to engage...with life!
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-21-12-2023)