By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 01 April 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Y'all Taurus folks better hold onto your pants, 'cause the stars are alignin' for some cow-tippin', space-hoppin' adventures this month!"

The next Taurus will start in 20 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023

The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Tuesday, 04 April, 2023

Venus is currently in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 46 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Taurus! It's time to buckle up and get ready for an intergalactic adventure as your stars align in the most peculiar way. As Venus, the goddess of love, beauty, and stuffed crust pizza, cozies up in your sign, expect some tantalizing experiences that'll make you feel like you're floating through the cosmos on a unicorn-shaped cloud. Now, let's talk Uranus. This mysterious, gassy planet has decided to crash the party in Taurus too, bringing with it a dose of electric energy and a hint of chaos. But fear not, my bovine friends! With great disruption comes great innovation. So, channel your inner mad scientist, and don't be afraid to mix a little magic potion or two. Just remember to wear your protective goggles - safety first! As the Waxing Gibbous moon reaches 10.2 days old, it's a perfect time to start planting the seeds of your wildest dreams. Harness the lunar power and nurture your ideas like little baby space cabbages. Soon, they'll grow into magnificent cosmic creations, and you'll reap the rewards of your celestial gardening. In conclusion, dear Taurus, the universe is calling on you to embrace love, shake things up, and cultivate your dreams. So, take a deep breath, get ready to blast off, and may the cosmic forces be with you! #TaurusAdventures #VenusInTaurus #UranusPartyCrasher #WaxingGibbousGardening #CosmicCabbagePatch

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