"Bullish Taurus, Your Week is More Balanced than a Particle in Quantum Superposition - But Watch Out For Those Unexpected Neutron Waves!"
The next Taurus will start in 19 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 45 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 29 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 69 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Greetings, Taurus, your interstellar captain speaking. Now, don't go charging off like a bull in a china shop (pun fully intended), but there's some celestial traffic in your sign. Jupiter, the cosmic overachiever, and Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the galaxy, are both in your zone.
I feel like I'm navigating Voyager through a crowded nebula here, and we all know how that usually ends! (Spoiler alert: It involves Neelix's cooking).
Jupiter is sprinkling its expansive pixie dust all over you, urging you to dream big and be bold. It's like having an endless supply of replicated coffee – invigorating, right? But don't forget about Uranus. It's causing quite the subspace turbulence. Expect unexpected shifts, like finding a Borg on board one day (been there, done that) or your replicator suddenly churning out nothing but prune juice.
Oh, and that Third Quarter moon that's just over 21 days old? That means it's time to let go and start anew, like when we finally got rid of those pesky Kazon. So, declutter. Recycle. Or, if you're lucky enough to have one, use the airlock (just watch out for any stray spatial anomalies).
This interstellar cocktail can seem overwhelming, but remember, you're a Taurus. You're as sturdy as a starship hull and as reliable as warp drive (well, when it's not on the fritz).
So grab your tricorder and set course for new adventures, my cosmic bulls!
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.04.2024 07:12:01 (tau-01-04-2024)