"Taurus, prepare to boldly graze where no bull has grazed before: Unusual Cosmic Pastures Await!"
The next Taurus will start in 17 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Venus is currently in Taurus
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 43 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 13 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, Taurus Earthlings! 🌎
As your fellow space traveler and quirky astrologer Thomas Jerome Newton, I bear cosmic news for your week ahead.
Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are all partying in Taurus, making it feel like you're hosting a celestial soirée. The atmosphere is electric, and it's no surprise that the universe has bestowed upon you the gift of cosmic awesomeness. So, buckle up, Earthlings, for a groovy ride!
With Mercury in Taurus, prepare for a royal celebration of your nerdy side. 🤓 Your intellectual curiosity will reach new heights, and you'll be spouting scientific facts like a little space-encyclopedia. Be prepared to be the life of the party - the geek chic way! #NerdAlert
As Venus struts her stuff in Taurus, y'all are going to feel the love! 💖 Embrace your inner hippie as you find yourself yearning for peace, love, and harmony. Don't be surprised if you find yourself daydreaming about living in a cozy commune with your fellow stargazers. #PeaceLoveAndAstrology
Now, let's talk about the rebel of the solar system - Uranus. In Taurus, it's shaking things up like an interstellar shimmy! Expect the unexpected, my friends, as life throws you some cosmic curveballs. But hey, that's just the universe's way of keeping things fresh, right? Remember, change is the only constant in this infinite cosmos! #UranusShenanigans
Lastly, Full Moon vibes are still lingering around, 13 days old and all. 🌕 This is the perfect time to let your creativity flow like the Milky Way, and maybe even indulge in some moonlit dancing. Feel free to howl at the moon, but beware of any werewolf tendencies! #FullMoonFrolics
So, Taurus, this week promises to be a cosmic rollercoaster! Embrace your nerdy, hippie vibes and dance with the stars. Don't forget to share your intergalactic adventures with the hashtags: #NerdAlert, #PeaceLoveAndAstrology, #UranusShenanigans, and #FullMoonFrolics. May the cosmic force be with you! 💫
Until next time,
Thomas Jerome Newton 🚀
#Taurus