By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 05 April 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Galactic Bull Alert: Taurus Stampedes into a Stellar Love Fest, Grab Your Cosmic Snuggie and Munch on Celestial Brownies!"

The next Taurus will start in 16 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023

The Moon moves to Taurus in 15 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023

Mercury is currently in Taurus

Venus is currently in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 42 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, fellow Taurus beings and don't panic! It seems that the stars have aligned themselves in such a way that makes it nearly impossible for you not to be the center of attention in the cosmic dance party. With Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all currently shacked up in Taurus, it's as if the Universe is throwing you the ultimate housewarming party! So grab your towels and let's dive into this astrological soiree. First off, Mercury in Taurus is giving you the gift of gab, so don't be surprised if you find yourself waxing poetic about the simple beauty of life, love, and your favorite sandwich recipe. Communication is your forte right now, so use it to your advantage and speak your mind, but remember, no Vogon poetry, please. As for Venus in Taurus, it's time to indulge in the sensual and aesthetic pleasures of life. Your inner Zaphod Beeblebrox is coming out to play, so feel free to pamper yourself and explore your romantic side. Just don't get too carried away – we all know how Zaphod can be. Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, bringing unexpected changes and exciting challenges. Embrace the chaos, but keep your wits about you. After all, flying through life is just like learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. With the Full Moon at 13.9 days old, you might feel emotions intensifying like a whale suddenly realizing it's plummeting towards the ground. Embrace these feelings, allow yourself to process them, and remember that, ultimately, everything will be mostly harmless. So, dear Taurus, strap on your anti-gravity boots and hitch a ride on this cosmic rollercoaster. The Universe has big plans for you, so make sure you don't forget your towel! #TaurusTakeover #CosmicDanceParty #VenusVibes #MercuryMadness #UranusUnleashed #MostlyHarmlessHoroscope

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