By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 13 July 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Phone Home, Taurus! Your Stars Foretell a Cosmic Collect Call from Uranus!"

The next Taurus will start in 282 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The moon is currently in Taurus

Mercury moves to Taurus in 308 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 292 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 332 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Bulls of the Zodiac! Your week is looking as packed as a TARDIS at a Time Lord convention. With the Moon, Jupiter, and Uranus all partying in your sign, this cosmic alignment is rarer than a logical plot in a Doctor Who episode. The Moon, our luminous night-light, is in Taurus right now, making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's like you're wearing a snuggie made out of kitten purrs. But be careful, emotions may run high, and you may find yourself crying more than a Star Trek fan at Spock's funeral. Jupiter, the jolly giant of the solar system, is also in your sign. Its benefic energy is bestowing upon you an abundance of good fortune. So go ahead, buy that lottery ticket or ask your boss for a raise. Things are looking up for you, Taurus, even more than the International Space Station. But wait, there's more! Uranus, the rebellious teenager of planets, is also hanging out in Taurus. Expect unexpected changes and surprises, like finding out your cat can speak Klingon. Don't resist, just ride this wave of unpredictability like a surfer on the cosmic ocean. And let's not forget about the Waning Crescent moon, currently 25.4 days old, almost as old as the joke about the chicken crossing the road. The next full moon is on 1st Aug 2023 at 18:33:26 (mark your calendars, moon watchers!). This is a time for introspection, or as I like to call it, "inner space exploration". So buckle up, Taurus, your week will be full of twists and turns, but remember - in the immortal words of Douglas Adams - Don’t Panic! #TaurusTriumphant #CosmicChaos #MoonDance #JupiterJoyride #UranusUnleashed #WaningCrescentWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-13-07-2023)

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