"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even the Probability Drive Can't Predict How Your Week Will Unfold!"
The next Taurus will start in 280 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 306 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 290 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 330 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Alright, Taurus, let's get down to the cosmic nitty-gritty. Jupiter, the big guy of the galaxy, has pulled up a comfy chair in your sign. He's kicked off his celestial shoes and is making himself at home. Now, this normally equates to expansion and growth, but remember, Jupiter has the dietary habits of a college freshman on their first weekend away from home. So, you know, maybe make sure that expansion isn't around your waistline. #JupiterDietPlan
But wait, there's more! Uranus, the rebel of the cosmos, has also decided to crash the Taurus party. This could mean sudden changes, innovations and oh, did I mention chaos? It's like having Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde as house guests. How fun! Just remember, Taurus, be the calm in the middle of the storm. Or at least stock up on stress balls. #UranusSurprise
As for that Waning Crescent Moon, she's getting a little long in the tooth at 27.3 days old. She's about as useful right now as a chocolate teapot. Your energy might be feeling a bit low, but fear not, the next Full Moon is on the horizon. So, go ahead, take a nap. We won't judge. #MoonNap
Now, mark your calendars, folks! The next Full Moon will be at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023. And, as we all know, Full Moons are like cosmic spotlights. So, get ready for your closeup, Taurus! You're about to be the star of your own celestial show. Just don't forget to wear pants. #FullMoonFollies
So, in summary, between Jupiter's indulgence, Uranus's unpredictability, and the pending Full Moon, your life could either be a sitcom or a soap opera. Either way, grab the popcorn and enjoy the ride! #CosmicCraziness
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 15.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-15-07-2023)