"Stubborn Taurus, prepare for a cosmic conundrum: Will the Bull charge through the space-time continuum or just chew on some interstellar cud?"
The next Taurus will start in 58 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 84 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 68 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 108 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hello my beautiful bulls! You've got a double whammy hitting your sign right now, Jupiter and Uranus sharing the same cosmic turf. Now don't get jittery, it's not like the time I had to share a TARDIS with the Doctor and his latest reincarnation. Oh, that was an awkward family reunion!
Jupiter, the big daddy of the galaxy, is spreading good vibes in your corner of the universe. You're going to feel lucky, expansive, and perhaps have an inexplicable craving for giant gas planet souvenirs. #JupiterInTaurus #BiggerIsBetter
But Uranus, ah, the cosmic rebel, is also in Taurus. It's shaking things up, causing disruption and change. That might sound scarier than a Dalek knitting circle, but trust me, change can be good. Embrace it like a new sonic screwdriver, because you never know when it'll come in handy. #UranusInTaurus #ChangeIsComing
With the Waxing Gibbous moon, you're building towards something. It's a bit like that time I adjusted the TARDIS's temporal stabilizers and accidentally invented a new form of time-traveling cheese. You're on the cusp of creating something really incredible! Just... try to make sure it's less stinky. #WaxingGibbous #MoonCheese
So, my fabulous Tauruses, buckle up for this cosmic ride. And remember, in the immortal words of the Doctor, "We're all just stories in the end. Just make it a good one." #DoctorWhoWisdom #HoroscopeHumor
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 22.02.2024 07:12:02 (tau-22-02-2024)