By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 31 January 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! Venus Plans a Surprise Visit and She's Not Bringing Brownies!"

The next Taurus will start in 80 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 15 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 106 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 90 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 130 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Taurus! Looks like Jupiter and Uranus have both decided to crash at your place. Now, usually, I'd say brace yourself for a planetary house-party of galactic proportions. But knowing you, you've probably already got the space snacks out on the coffee table. Jupiter, that cosmic bigwig, is known to bring expansion and luck. So, prepare for your life to stretch out like the universe after the Big Bang. Maybe that waistline too if you don't cut back on those celestial cheese puffs! Meanwhile, Uranus, the mad scientist of planets, is all about radical changes and innovation. So don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself inventing the next iteration of the wheel...or at least a new way to organize your sock drawer. But hey, remember, with great power comes great responsibility. You're not Spider-Man, but the point still stands. The Waning Gibbous moon being 19.7 days old means we're in the season of release and introspection. So, let go of that grudge you've been holding against the microwave for always overheating your tea. It's doing its best! In short, Taurus, it's going to be a crazy cosmic shindig at your place, so buckle up and enjoy the ride! #TaurusToInfinityAndBeyond #CosmicHouseParty #JupiterUranusSleepover #WaningGibbousWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-31-01-2024)

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