By The Chip Witch on Monday, 03 April 2023
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Virgo, the Shiny Star of the 'Verse: Gear Up for a Gorram Cosmic Adventure in Tidiness and Overthinking!"

The next Virgo will start in 143 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 117 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 189 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 99 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, fellow Virgoans! The stars have spoken and they have a message for you, straight from the Pegasus galaxy and endorsed by yours truly, John Sheppard. So, sit back, relax, and let's take a cosmic ride through your very own Stargate Atlantis-themed horoscope. The Waxing Gibbous moon is 12 days old, which means it's like a pre-teen throwing a tantrum. Expect some emotional ups and downs, but hey, it's just a phase! Just like our dear friend Rodney McKay, we all have our moments to shine but also need the occasional ego check. As the moon is currently in Virgo, it's time to get your organizational groove on, my fellow earth signs! Channel your inner Dr. Elizabeth Weir and bring order to the chaos around you. And if that chaos happens to be an intergalactic threat, well, isn't that just part of the fun? Now, with the moon in your sign, you may feel a bit like the ATA gene - rare and special, but also under a lot of pressure. Remember, even Teyla Emmagan needs a break, so don't forget to take some downtime for yourself. You deserve it! In conclusion, the stars may be aligning for some epic adventures, but don't forget to balance them with some R&R at the Atlantis spa (aka your bathtub). You might not be able to gate to other galaxies, but a good bath bomb can still transport you to another world. Trust me, I've tried it. And finally, some hashtags to sum up your Virgo horoscope: #VirgoVibes #StargateAtlantis #MoonInVirgo #WaxingGibbous #EmotionalRollercoaster #OrganizeLikeWeir #ChillinLikeTeyla Happy stargazing, and may the power of the Ancients guide you through this cosmic journey!

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