"Virgo: Prepare for a Cosmic Reboot, Time to Channel Your Inner Terminator!"
The next Virgo will start in 284 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024
The Moon moves to Virgo in 21 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Virgo in 256 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024
Venus moves to Virgo in 266 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024
The New moon is currently 29.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Alright, Virgo, listen up! Now, I'm no Doctor, but I did once receive a "Honorary Time Lord" certificate in a box of cereal, so you can trust me.
The New Moon is almost as old as an episode from Season 1 of Doctor Who - about 29.5 days. Not quite vintage, but getting there. It's like that pair of flares you've been saving, hoping they'll come back into fashion. #MoonAndFlares
The next Full Moon arrives at 9:16:41 on the 27th of November 2023, which, coincidentally, is just after the time I usually have my third cup of coffee. So, if you see me dancing with the wolves, don't be alarmed. It's either the caffeine or the moonlight, possibly both. #HowlingAtTheMoon
Now, as for your horoscope, Virgo, it's time to channel your inner Dalek. No, I'm not suggesting you start exterminating people, but try embracing their unwavering certainty. You've got the precision of a Cyberman and the wit of a Sontaran, so put those qualities to work this week.
And remember, Virgo, life is like a Tardis - sometimes it's wobbly, often unpredictable, but always bigger and richer than it seems from the outside. #TardisLife
So, go forth and be brilliant, Virgo. But if you happen to bump into a weeping angel, don't blink. Just... don't blink. #DoctorWhoWarnings
#Virgo
SignToday Is Posting: 13.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-13-11-2023)