By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 18 July 2023
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Deployed! Expect a Nebula's Worth of Order and Precision. Remember, The Universe Doesn't Make Mistakes, Only Happy Little Accidents!"

The next Virgo will start in 37 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 83 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! The red planet Mars has parked itself in your cosmic driveway, and it’s revving its engine like a teenager on prom night. So, you might be feeling a tad more assertive than usual - as if someone replaced your morning coffee with rocket fuel. Don't worry, this isn't an alien invasion, just a temporary energy boost. The new moon, barely half a day old, is still as shiny and clean as a freshly debugged software program. It's invigorating your communication sector, making it a prime time to shoot off those emails you've been procrastinating on or finally start that podcast about the mating rituals of Andromedan space slugs. Remember, Virgo, just because Mars is in your sign doesn't mean you have to go out and start a war. Use this energy to organize your life, redefine your goals, and maybe build a miniature replica of the Babylon 5 space station out of toothpicks. And, oh, by the way, if you find yourself speaking Martian or experience a sudden craving for red rocks, don't panic. It's just Mars saying "Hello!" Stay starry, Virgo! #MarsInVirgo #NewMoonVibes #Babylon5Astrology #NerdAstrologer #CosmicCoffee

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-18-07-2023)

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