"Virgo Forecast: Prepare to Micromanage the Universe, One Planet at a Time!"
The next Virgo will start in 55 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023
The Moon moves to Virgo in 21 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Virgo in 29 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023
Venus moves to Virgo in 101 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Greetings and salutations, fine Virgo specimens! Brace yourselves for a cosmic journey, because your star sign has been under my telescope's scrutiny.
Ah, Virgo, the celestial virgin of the zodiac, often misunderstood as prim and proper, but oh-so-much more. You're like a Rubik's Cube wrapped in an enigma, dipped in chocolate, and sprinkled with quasar dust. And let's not forget, you're ruled by Mercury, the planet that couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a morning star or an evening star, so it chose both! #MercuryMoodSwings
Now, the Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old, a fact that, on the surface, might seem as irrelevant as a black hole in a vacuum. But fear not, my Virgo friends. It's akin to having all the pieces of your IKEA furniture laid out before you. You can see the potential, you have the instruction manual (even if it is in Swedish), but there’s still some assembly required.
Under this moon, you'll find yourself on the brink of revelations, like figuring out what dark matter is, or why people think pineapple on pizza is a good idea. It's a time of building, growing and preparing to reveal your full lunar brilliance, much like the moon itself. #WaxOnWaxStrong
In the realm of relationships, you may find yourself over-analyzing text messages and emojis. Remember, not everyone speaks fluent 'Virgo'. Keep your communication clear, concise and remember - a picture may be worth a thousand words, but an eggplant emoji is open to interpretation. #EmojiConfusion
This is a time for you to embrace your inner hippie, channel your inner scientist, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. And above all, keep in mind the words of the great philosopher Douglas Adams: "Don't Panic." You've got this, Virgo. You're not just any star in the cosmic ocean, you're a supernova waiting to explode. #SupernovaVirgo
Until next time, Virgos, keep your telescopes pointed towards the stars, your hearts filled with love, and your minds open to the infinite possibilities of the universe. Peace and quarks, my friends. Peace and quarks. #NerdAstrologerOut
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.06.2023 07:52:02 (vir-30-06-2023)