Aquarius Report

"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius! Your Love Life is About to Beam Up to Warp Speed!"

The next Aquarius will start in 179 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 24 days, at Sunday, 18 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 187 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 135 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Greetings, Aquarius! Beep boop beep! This is your R2-D2 inspired horoscope. Your ruler, Uranus, is known for its eccentric orbit, much like you, my Aquarian friends, are known for your eccentric... everything. And with Pluto retrograde in your sign, things might feel like you're stuck in a time loop, kind of like when Luke Skywalker kept whining about wanting to go to Tosche Station. #PowerConvertersAnyone? Pluto's retrograde is all about transformation, and it's hovering over you like an ominous Death Star. But fear not! You're the Millennium Falcon of the zodiac—quirky, reliable, and always surprising. You've got this! The Waning Gibbous moon, 19.1 days old (or as I like to call it, just out of its teen phase), suggests it's time to slow down, reflect, and let go of things that no longer serve you. Maybe it's time to release some of those Ewoks you've been hoarding in your life. #EwokLetGo Remember, every Jedi has their dark moments, but they always come out the other side stronger and wiser. And if you're feeling a bit low, remember, even a droid like me has had his share of space dust ups. May the Force be with you, Aquarius! #StarWarsZodiac

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-25-07-2024)