Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Kerfuffle: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Misplaced Its Spectacles!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 6 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently retrograde in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 3 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 29 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

Neptune moves to Aries in 363 days, at Monday, 31 March, 2025

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright Aries, grab your lightsabers and put on your best cinnamon bun hairdo because you're about to go full Princess Leia! Mercury is in retrograde in your sign, which can feel like you're navigating an asteroid field of miscommunication. You know, sort of like when Han Solo insists he didn't shoot first. #HanShotFirst But don't go pulling a Kylo Ren and smashing everything just yet. Like Leia, you are built for challenges. Remember, she watched her planet Alderaan blow up and still managed to sass Darth Vader in the same day. Talk about resilience! This Third Quarter Moon, 22.3 days old if we're counting (and we are, because #Science), is urging you to let go of what's not serving you. Think less "I'm carrying this Death Star blueprints around for no reason" and more "I'm going to send these plans with a cute droid and save the galaxy". #R2D2ToTheRescue So, if you find yourself in a trash compactor of confusion this week, remember to keep your wit sharp, your blaster loaded, and your hope unwavering, because as Leia once said, "Hope is like the sun. If you only believe it when you see it you'll never make it through the night." #MayTheForceBeWithYouAries

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.04.2024 07:02:02 (ari-02-04-2024)