Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Your Antennas! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Lost the GPS Coordinates!"

The next Aries will start in 199 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The moon is currently in Aries

Mercury moves to Aries in 189 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 215 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 241 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Good morning, Aries! Or should I say, good moorning? With your ruling planet, Mars, in a cosmic arm-wrestling match with the Moon, it's an interstellar smackdown worth grabbing popcorn for. The Moon is currently in Aries, and she’s all about self-expression right now. She's strutting her stuff through your sign like she owns the place, like a diva with a feather boa. She's not just any Moon, oh no, she's a Waning Gibbous, 18.4 days old. An awkward teenager in cosmic terms, she's basically the moon's version of braces and acne. Now, Aries, this means it's time to embrace that weird, awkward phase. Remember when you thought socks with sandals were cool? Or when you belted out 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at karaoke and forgot the lyrics halfway? Yeah, it's that kind of energy. Embrace it! The cosmos is giving you a nudge (more like a shove, really) to express yourself in ways you wouldn't normally dare. So go ahead - wear that neon tie-dye shirt, start a conversation with your cat, or eat pizza for breakfast. Just remember: The more cringe, the better. It’s like a cosmic ‘truth or dare’ game without the ‘truth’ option. You are a rocket, Aries, with all the potential energy to blast into space. But remember, even rockets have awkward launches. You're not failing, you’re just producing more blooper reel material. This is your moment, Aries! Now go forth and be unapologetically you. #AriesPower #MoonInAries #CosmicCringe #WaningGibbousGlamour #EmbraceTheAwkward

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.09.2023 07:02:34 (ari-03-09-2023)