Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mercury Retrograde Takes Aim: Could Cause Warp Core Meltdowns or Just Bad Hair Days!"

The next Aries will start in 169 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 24 days, at Friday, 27 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 159 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 185 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 211 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Aries! Now don't go all Captain Tightpants on me, but your stars are singing and the 19 day old Waning Gibbous moon is playing backup vocals. Your fiery spirit is hotter than the exhaust port of Serenity on a hasty take-off. But with the moon's current phase, it's like Jayne's cunning hat - you got a little bit of shade helping balance your inner fire. It's all about finding that equilibrium between your "I can kill you with my brain" River moments and your "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you" Mal moments. This week, you might feel like you're stuck in the belly of a reaver ship, but remember, even in the darkest depths of space, there's always a chance to navigate your way out. So keep your shiny side up, and don't let any purple-bellied Alliance types get you down. In love, you could be feeling the "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" vibes. But don't worry, just because Wash couldn't keep his dinosaurs from fighting, doesn't mean your love life has to turn into a prehistoric battleground. Keep your heart open like the cargo bay doors, but don't let any shady Fruity Oaty Bar mascots in unless they've proven their worth. And finally, when it comes to work, channel your inner Kaylee. Stay cheery, even when your captain is grumpy, your ship's doctor is clueless, and the engine room looks like the aftermath of a grenade launcher party. So, buckle up, Aries, it's time to soar. Remember, you can't stop the signal. #AriesFire #WaningGibbousWisdom #CantStopTheSignal #StayShiny

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.10.2023 07:02:01 (ari-03-10-2023)