Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter and Spontaneous Sock Puppet Shows!"

The next Aries will start in 193 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Friday, 29 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 183 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 209 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 235 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alrighty then, Aries! The Waning Crescent moon is sashaying around at a ripe old age of 24.3 days, like a sophisticated dame in the twilight of her youth, shaking her stardust at anyone who'll look. So what does this mean for you, oh warrior of the zodiac? Well, it's time for you to shake off any residual gunk from the past lunar cycle like an intergalactic dog shaking off cosmic mud. That's right, get your shake on! Shimmie, shake, and shimmy again - but remember to keep it classy, not like a monkey with an itchy bottom! This waning moon phase is all about letting go, releasing, unwinding, and preparing for a whole new lunar rodeo. So, get ready to let go of any grudges, fears, or that leftover pizza slice you've been saving for too long. It's probably developed its own ecosystem by now. And as you're doing your cosmic housecleaning, remember, Aries, you're not just a ram - you're also an astronaut, an explorer, a pioneer in the vast universe of life. So strap on those moon boots, put on your favorite Bowie track and moonwalk into a sparkling new cycle with the kind of swagger only a groovy space cowboy like you can muster. Remember, you're not just made of stardust, but of the same stuff that fuels suns and builds galaxies. You're practically a DIY universe kit, so get out there and create something amazing, even if it's just a really good sandwich. #Aries #WaningCrescent #ShakeItOff #CosmicCleanse #DIYUniverseKit #BowieVibes #SpaceCowboySwag #ReallyGoodSandwich

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.09.2023 07:02:01 (ari-09-09-2023)