Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Facepalm: Mars in Retrograde Brings Technical Difficulties and Misplaced Keys!"

The next Aries will start in 187 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 14 days, at Friday, 29 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 177 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 203 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 229 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Aries! Ah, the head of the Zodiac, the fiery ram. Well, you're in for a wild ride. See, with our little baby moon at only 0.2 days old, it's like a newborn Stargate just waiting to be dialed up. You might think "A baby Stargate? What kind of metaphor is that?" Well, I'll tell ya, it's all about potential and possibility. This week, you're going to feel like you've gate-crashed into an unexplored galaxy. And hey, maybe you'll run into the Asgard or the Ancients. That'd be cool, right? Just remember to keep your zat gun handy for those unexpected encounters. In the work department, expect some bumps. You know, like getting stuck in a time loop or stepping through a wormhole to find yourself on a planet where it's raining lemon-sized hailstones. #JustAnotherDayAtTheOffice On the bright side, all this chaos will make you feel more alive than ever. You might even pull a Teal'c and learn the art of patience. I know, I know… patience and Aries go together like Goa'uld and diplomacy. But hey, miracles do happen! When it comes to love, you're going to feel like Samantha Carter running the calculations on dialing the Stargate home. It might seem like a puzzle now, but trust me, the chevrons will lock and you'll be on your way to seventh heaven. Or seventh chevron. Same difference. #DialHomeDeviceProblems But most importantly, Aries, remember this: the universe is full of wonders, and you're one of them. So, strap on your combat boots, grab your P90, and get ready to face the unknown. After all, you're an Aries; you've got this. #AriesAdventures #StargateChronicles

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.09.2023 07:02:43 (ari-15-09-2023)