Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its GPS!"

The next Aries will start in 126 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 8 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 116 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 142 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 168 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 1.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, energetic Aries! The Waxing Crescent moon, at the ripe age of 1.9 days, is looking absolutely radiant tonight, much like the twinkle in your eyes when you spot a new adventure. I must say, the moon is still in its infancy, not unlike my latest batch of kombucha. But remember, much like fine wine, and my favorite Star Trek episodes, things only get better with time, so be patient! Now, onto your trajectory in the cosmos. Mars, your ruling planet, is doing the cha-cha slide across the celestial sphere. It’s like that one embarrassing uncle at a wedding, always in the spotlight. But that's good news for you, dear Aries! It means your energy levels are about to go supernova, making you feel more unstoppable than a photon in a vacuum. But don't rush headfirst into everything, as appealing as that may sound. Even a particle accelerator needs downtime for maintenance. Take it slow, like molasses moving uphill in January. Or like me trying to understand the latest Apple updates... Finally, the stars told me a secret, and no, it's not about alien invasions or the recipe for Klingon blood pie. They whispered that love is in the air for you. So, keep those antennas up and tuned into the frequency of romance. Embrace the cosmic energy, Aries, and let your light shine brighter than Sirius on a clear summer night. And remember to recycle. The Earth is the only planet we know that has chocolate. #AriesAdventures #CosmicChaCha #LoveFrequency #RecycleForChocolate

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.11.2023 07:02:01 (ari-15-11-2023)