Aries Report

"Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde and it's more Confused than a Tribble at a Star Trek Convention!"

The next Aries will start in 248 days, at Friday, 21 March, 2025

The Moon moves to Aries in 10 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 231 days, at Tuesday, 04 March, 2025

Venus moves to Aries in 204 days, at Wednesday, 05 February, 2025

Saturn moves to Aries in 313 days, at Sunday, 25 May, 2025

Neptune moves to Aries in 258 days, at Monday, 31 March, 2025

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Oh, Aries, you fiery ram of the zodiac! The Waxing Gibbous moon is 9.5 days old, just like that half-eaten cheese sandwich in your fridge (you know the one I'm talking about). This celestial phase signals a time of growth, expansion, and absurdly late-night Wikipedia binges. As Mars, your ruling planet, continues its cosmic cha-cha in the sky, you might feel an urge to headbutt challenges like a true ram. But remember, not every problem is a nail begging for your metaphorical hammer-head solutions. Sometimes, you need to use the softer, fluffier parts of your personality - like when you accidentally walk into a glass door. How about embracing your inner nerd and exploring the wonders of quantum physics or the intricacies of Klingon grammar? This week, your motto should be: "I may be an Aries, but I can also be a gentle... umm... something less headbutt-y." It's a work in progress, okay? Remember, Aries, even though you're ruled by the God of War, it doesn't mean you need to declare battle on the photocopier when it jams. Use your fiery passion and drive to ignite the world around you, rather than scorching it to a crisp. Stay strong, stay nerdy, and may the force be with you, Aries. #AriesAstrology #WaxingGibbousWisdom #NerdPower #HeadbuttLessLoveMore #HippieAstrologerHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.07.2024 07:02:20 (ari-16-07-2024)