Aries Report

"Aries Rams into Retrograde: Interstellar Shenanigans Ensue - Will it be a Cosmic Comedy or a Stellar Drama?"

The next Aries will start in 82 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 18 days, at Tuesday, 16 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 72 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 98 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 124 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, my fiery Aries friend! Now, listen close because we've got a lot to cover and I don't want you to burn out on me. The Waning Gibbous moon is currently a mature 16.9 days old - kinda like the age when you start thinking you're all grown up but still can't resist a good fart joke. This moon phase, dear Aries, is just like your mom telling you to clean your room. You roll your eyes but deep down know it’s for your own good. It’s time to tie up those loose ends, finish what you've started, and basically get your cosmic act together. But remember, you're an Aries, you thrive in chaos like a goldfish in a fishbowl full of coffee. Under this Gibbous moon, you might feel like you're being followed by a cloud of cosmic dust that's making you sneeze uncontrollably. And you're not wrong! That's just the universe's way of telling you to shake things up, and perhaps invest in some celestial antihistamines. Remember that conversation you've been avoiding? Yeah, the one that makes you as uncomfortable as a vampire in a tanning salon. Well, now is the perfect time to face it head-on, just like Riddick kicking some alien butt. So take a deep breath, put on your metaphorical goggles, and shine in the face of adversity. You're an Aries, after all. So, let's wrap it up, shall we? Embrace the chaos, face your fears, and maybe invest in some space-age Kleenex. The universe is calling and you've got to pick up. #AriesLife #MoonMadness #CosmicChaos #RiddickRules

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.12.2023 07:02:44 (ari-29-12-2023)