"Brace Yourself, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Throwing a Cosmic Tantrum Bigger Than a Black Hole's Bad Hair Day!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Brace Yourself, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Throwing a Cosmic Tantrum Bigger Than a Black Hole's Bad Hair Day!"
"Aries Forecast: Exterminate Self-Doubt, Initiate Galactic Confidence! Beware of Retrograde Daleks in Saturn's Orbit!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aries, as Mars Takes a Joyride: Expect Unprecedented Fireworks in your Social Life!"
"Brace Yourselves Aries: Mars Has Left the Building and Your Inner Fireball is Going Haywire...Again!"