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6 March, 2023


The Sun "Alright, smegheads, listen up! Our sun's been busy lately, with four M-class flares spotted. The biggest one was an M5.0 flare from Region 3243 (N18W64, Dai/beta) at 05/2136 UTC. This bad boy was rated R2-Moderate, so keep your space helmets on tight. Region 3243 also had a couple of smaller flares, a C8.2/Sn at 05/0354 UTC and a C6.2/Sf at 05/1358 UTC. Looks like both leader and trailer growth was happening there, which is pretty sci-fi if you ask me. Another region, 3238 (N09W18, Cso/beta), produced two M1.3/Sf flares (R1-Minor) at 05/0252 UTC and an M1.0/Sf flare (R1-Minor) at 05/1641 UTC. This region doesn't look too intimidating, but it got reclassified as a bipolar sunspot due to some leader development action. Region 3242 (N10E26, Eai/beta) also had an M1 flare (R1-Minor) at 05/1701 UTC, right after the one from 3238. And the remaining five numbered regions didn't do much. No Earth-directed CMEs were spotted, so breathe easy. Now, the solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. And the solar wind speed is high, making those retrograde effects even more significant. Uh-oh! Looks like negative-polarity CH HSS influence is on the menu today, folks. Solar wind speed hit a peak of 600 km/s, and the total field reached 8 nT. Bz dropped to as low as -7 nT. And Phi was mostly in a negative sector orientation. Not great news, but we'll survive. Last but not least, there's a 35% chance of solar activity happening, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event. Better cross your fingers and toes, and pray to the cosmic forces that be, folks! #solarsmackdown #spaceweatherfun #chickenlittlesurvivors"

The Moon Alright, hold on to your sonic screwdrivers, Whovians! We've got some moon business to discuss. So, the moon is waxing right now and it's hanging out in Virgo at 01 degrees, 25' 44", and moving at a velocity of 12.05 degrees per day. Pretty cool, huh? And get this - the full moon is 13.6 days old and it's currently about 403359.22 km away from the center of the Earth. Whoa, that's far.

But wait, there's more! The next new moon is happening on March 21, 2023, at precisely 17:26:44. And mark your calendars because the next full moon will be on April 6, 2023, at 4:37:18. Now that's some timey-wimey stuff right there. Let's talk about what it means when the moon is in Virgo. It's all about the details, my friends. This is the time to focus on getting things done, especially in your professional life. Pay attention to the little things, organize your life, plan your projects, and execute them with precision. And don't forget to tidy up your living space because Virgo loves order. And here's something else - when the moon's in Virgo, you might feel more motivated to take care of your health. Maybe you'll start a new fitness program or re-evaluate your diet. Either way, it's a good time to make some healthy changes. So, let's sum it up with some hashtags, shall we? #MoonInVirgo #GetItDone #DetailsMatter #HealthyChanges #WhovianAstrologer

Planetary Information

Pluto

The Sun

The Sun is in Pisces

Hey there, fellow stargazers! Do you know what time it is? The Sun is at 15 Pis 24' 45", and is 148386550 km away and receding. #FarFarAway #SunInPisces When the Sun moves into Pisces, the last sign of the zodiac, it's like a big ol' exhale before we start fresh at Spring Equinox. So take a break, baby! #TakeABreather #NewBeginning During this time, our intuition is on point, and we can follow our instincts with ease. Let those dreams run wild and surrender to something bigger than us! #DreamOn #Surrender Pisces is all about compassion and caring for others, so channel that energy and do something kind for someone. Get artsy and creative, write a poem or send someone a heartfelt message. #SpreadLove #BeKind But be careful not to get too lost in your daydreams, as Pisces can be a bit of an escapist. Stay grounded (at least a little bit) while the Sun is in Pisces. #StayGrounded #RealityCheck Overall, this is a time for healing and reconnecting with our spiritual selves. By the time the Sun moves out of Pisces, we'll feel refreshed and renewed. #HealingVibes #SpiritualJourney

Pluto

The Moon

The Moon is in Virgo

"Ha! Look at that, folks! The Moon's currently at 01 Vir 25' 44", and it's getting closer and closer at a distance of 403265 km. That means it's in Virgo, baby! And let me tell you, when the moon is in this sign, it's all about the nitty-gritty details. Time to get focused, especially in your career. Pay attention to the small stuff, get organized, plan it out, and execute like a boss. Virgo loves tidy spaces, so give your living area a good scrub down while you're at it. It'll make you feel better, trust me.

Feeling clear-headed yet? Well, you will be during this Virgo Moon transit. Your thoughts will be as organized as your closet (which should also be organized, by the way). And hey, why not take advantage of that health-conscious Virgo energy? Take a good look at your diet and fitness routine, and make some changes if you need to. You got this!

#MoonInVirgo #DetailsMatter #OrganizeLikeAVirgo #HealthyLiving"

Pluto

Mercury

Mercury is in Pisces

Hey there, folks! Guess what? Mercury is prograde at 05 Pis 44' 36", moving at a speed of 1.76 degrees per day, and currently located roughly 203758354 km away from us. Wowza! #MercuryPrograde #AstrologyNerd Now, let's talk about what this means for all you star enthusiasts out there. With Mercury in Pisces, our dreams become even more vivid, our thoughts are looser, and our instincts are extra strong. Mercury is the planet that rules our thoughts and communication style, and in Pisces, we're encouraged to embrace magic, fantasy, and idealism. #PiscesVibes #MercuryPower Although Mercury's focus on data and details doesn't typically align with Pisces' more all-inclusive style, this transit offers loads of opportunities to enrich our lives. Our minds are more open, allowing us to find solutions in places we've never even considered before. Plus, Mercury in Pisces shines a light on the furthest reaches of our minds, illuminating fresh ideas, creative inspirations, and different ways of thinking. How cool is that?! #OpenYourMind #CreativeInspo So, my fellow hippies and science lovers, let's embrace this cosmic energy and see where it takes us! #AstrologyHumor #NerdyVibes

Pluto

Venus

Venus is in Aries

Hey there! So Venus is currently prograde at 17 Ari 04' 13", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and just 201031324 km away from us! Pretty close, huh? #VenusInAries Now, let's talk about what this means for all of us. When Venus is in Aries, the first sign of the zodiac, it's time to shake things up in matters of love, money, and self-awareness. No more old patterns or boring relationships - it's all about new experiences and living life on the edge! #NewBeginnings But be warned, Aries is a pretty independent sign, so love and relationships might feel unbalanced or selfish at times. If you're single, use this time to figure out what you really want and go after it with confidence. And if you're in a relationship, try exploring each other's personal desires and trying new things together. #SelfLove As for money, now is the time to invest in yourself! Splurge on something that boosts your confidence and makes you feel alive, like a new outfit or an adventurous weekend getaway. Just be careful not to go too crazy with your spending - we want instant gratification under Venus in Aries! #TreatYourself Overall, this isn't the time for long-term commitments or falling deeply in love. Think of it more like a test phase where you get to try out different options before settling down. It's all about living in the moment and going after what you want with no fear or regrets. #YOLO So there you have it, folks - Venus in Aries summed up by your favorite astrologer/hippie/nerd, Ellen Ripley!

Pluto

Mars

Mars is in Gemini

Alright, listen up Earthlings! Mars is making moves in Gemini! It's prograde at 21 Gem 16' 09", cruising at a speed of 0.42 degrees per day, and currently 179070147 km away and moving further away. #MarsInGemini This transit is all about exploration and new ideas. We're not interested in sitting around doing nothing. There's too much out there to discover! But, with so many things to explore, it can be hard to stay focused on just one thing. #StayFocused Diversity is Gemini's middle name, and Mars in Gemini is all about trying out different things. We have the flexibility to pursue what we want, even if Plan A doesn't work out. Plans B, C, and D are always an option. #Flexibility But, watch out! Mars in Gemini can make us feel scattered and unfocused. It's important to finish what we start, or else we might suffer the consequences. #FinishWhatYouStart And let's not forget about the bedroom! Mars in Gemini makes mental stimulation the biggest turn-on. So, get ready for some brainy foreplay! #BrainyForeplay

Pluto

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Alright folks, listen up! Jupiter is prograde at 13 Ari 03' 37", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 868956309 km away and receding. But that's not what's important here. What matters is that Jupiter is in Aries, and our minds are on fire! We're bursting with innovative ideas and lightning bolts of intuition. It's time to let go of the limits of our past and come up with new solutions for the future. #NewBeginnings #InnovativeIdeas #JupiterInAries We're in the first sign of the zodiac, and Aries is all about stepping fearlessly into uncharted territory. So don't waste time strategizing - feel the spark of inspiration and run with it! The more you hesitate, the more restrictions and problems you'll realize. #TakeRisks #ShootFromTheHip #NoHesitation Jupiter in Aries is all about self-teaching and self-learning. Don't be afraid to try new things, whether you feel prepared or not. Trying and succeeding or failing are both valuable ways of learning and growing. And forget about traditional education - we need to learn things our own way during this transit. #SelfTeaching #TryNewThings #LearningByDoing But watch out - opinions run hot during Jupiter in Aries, and we're impatient for action. This can lead to confrontation both politically and socially. Don't close yourself off to learning from others. Remember, this is a time to expand, not contract. #OpenMindedness #TwoWayDialogue #ExpandYourHorizons During this transit, we make our own luck. Embrace the power you have to control the direction of your life. When you do, you'll open up opportunities, solutions, relationships, and fortune that you never even knew existed. So go ahead and embrace your potential as an individual - the key to your big, bright, and happy future is in your hands. #MakeYourOwnLuck #EmbraceYourPotential #JupiterInAries

Pluto

Saturn

Saturn is in Aquarius

"Greetings, fellow astro-nerds! Listen up, because I’ve got some juicy deets for you. Saturn is prograde at 29 Aqu 50' 50", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1611302968 km away and coming at us like a freight train. #SaturnInAquarius #BoundlessIdeas #VisionariesUnite Now, let's talk about Aquarian energy. It's all about helping others and having big ideas to make the world a better place. Like, we're talking about inventors, creators, and visionaries here! But listen up, my peeps, because when serious Saturn moves into Aquarius, it's like peanut butter and jelly - they just fit together perfectly. #PlaygroundOfVisionaries #GetGrounded #PragmatismIsCool So, what does this mean for us? Well, it's time to get connected and put our grand plans into action. Find ways to give back to the community, network with people in your field, or start that non-profit you’ve been dreaming of. #TakeAction #GiveBack #BuildCommunity But wait, there's more! This transit is also perfect for starting or deepening relationships. People come together to achieve more than they could alone. So, if you've been eyeing that special someone, now is the time to make your move. #LoveIsInTheAir #RelationshipGoals #PowerCouple But, as always, there's a catch. If something or someone is draining you, it's time to let it go. This is a time for building strong connections and lasting structures, so don't be afraid to cut ties with those who aren't serving you. #LetGo #BuildStrong #ByeFelicia"

Pluto

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Hey there fellow astro-nerds, let me break it down for you - Uranus is currently in Taurus, and it's causing some major changes! Taurus is all about staying steady and consistent, but Uranus is like "nah fam, we're gonna mix things up!" This might sound scary, but trust me, it's gonna lead us to a better place. Now, when it comes to money, Taurus is basically an expert, so Uranus in Taurus is definitely gonna shake things up in the financial world. We might see new types of currency, banks might change or even stop existing altogether, and the housing and stock markets could be in for a wild ride. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus wants us to break free from our financial burdens. Debt, taxes, rent, and mortgages can all hold us back from using our money the way we want to, so it's time to make some changes. Don't resist it, embrace it! These changes can actually lead us to more stability in the long run. So, let's get ready to ride this Uranus in Taurus wave and come out on top! #AstroNerdsUnite #UranusInTaurus #FinancialRevolution #BreakFree #EmbraceTheChanges

Pluto

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

"Neptune, my favorite planet, is doing a funky dance in Pisces! It's moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and currently chilling 4620955604 km away from us earthlings. #Neptune #Pisces #SpaceDanceParty But wait, there's more! This cosmic event is also bringing us a unique form of sight. We're talking emotions and spirituality merging together, shedding light on our contradictions and showing us the value of coming together. It's like we're all holding hands around a giant campfire, singing Kumbaya! #CollectiveProgress #Spirituality #Kumbaya So, what can we do during this funky transit? Well, it's time to explore our emotional intelligence and share our unique gifts with the world. Maybe take a spiritual course or create an altar at home. The energy of Neptune in Pisces has our backs, reminding us that we're not alone on this journey! #FindYourGifts #NeptuneInPisces #CosmicJourney"

Pluto

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Hey there stargazers! Guess what? Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 37' 44", moving at a snail's pace of 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5296398106 km away and coming closer every day! #PlutoInTheHouse #ProgradeParty Now let's talk astrology. Pluto in Capricorn means a powerful combination of success and ambition. Both Pluto and Capricorn are all about getting things done and being efficient. However, watch out for becoming too focused on your own ideas and not considering the perspectives of others. #PowerfulPluto #CapricornConnection During this transit, Pluto wants us to let go of negative patterns that no longer serve us. It's time for some constructive destruction, so be intentional about what you want to let go of and what you want to bring into your life. #ReleaseAndCreate #PlutoTransformation

Current Planetary Aspects

Current Chart
PlanetPosition
Sun15 Pis 24' 45"
Moon01 Vir 25' 44"
Mercury05 Pis 44' 36"
Venus17 Ari 04' 13"
Mars21 Gem 16' 09"
Jupiter13 Ari 03' 37"
Saturn29 Aqu 50' 50"
Uranus15 Tau 42' 10"
Neptune24 Pis 44' 56"
Pluto29 Cap 37' 44"

Current Planetary Positions

 

The Sun

The Sun

Well, howdy there, space cowboys and cowgirls! Today's astrological forecast is lookin' pretty groovy with a Sun Sextile Uranus alignment. Basically, this means it's a good day to get creative and try new things. Don't be afraid to step outside the box 'cause you might just be pleasantly surprised by what comes your way. Your aura's all set for some off-the-wall shenanigans, and you might just find that it leads to some serious personal growth. So spread your wings and fly high like a majestic eagle! Folks who were born under harmonious aspects between the Sun and Uranus are natural-born rebels. They don't need to try to be unique 'cause they just are. They're creative, progressive, and always up for sticking up for the little guy. These peeps don't take too kindly to rules and traditions if they don't make sense to 'em, but they're not looking to ruffle any feathers either. They value honesty and equality, and they're always down to hang with folks from all walks of life. Life tends to be pretty interesting for these types since they're always seeking out new and adventurous experiences. They're open-minded, fair, and not one to judge, so if you've got a secret you're afraid to share, they're the ones to turn to. Nothing really fazes 'em, and they're always game for a wild ride. And just for funsies, here are some famous folks who share this sextile or trine aspect: Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons, Isaac Newton, Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, and Farrah Fawcett. Don't forget to hashtag #astrologyrocks and #cosmiccowboy (or cowgirl) in all your social media posts today!

Notes about Transits

Mars is all about action, and where Mars is in our chart with transits is a place where we are prepared to stand our ground. Mars transits can be really productive, but they can also be angsty, aggressive, and sometimes come from a place of anger. It's important to pay attention to how you direct that energy. Mars transits can last for up to a couple weeks.
Jupiter transits enhance your life with optimism and forward-thinking, and lasting for about a month, give you plenty of time to take advantage. Bigger and better is Jupiter's way of thinking, and should be yours as well.
Saturn transits, on the other hand, are where we get a major reality check, and if we’re not ready for them, they can be pretty rotten. Of course, if we’re prepared and up to the task, Saturn transits can also bring very well-deserved rewards, too. Saturn transits last a bit longer than Jupiter transits—usually 2 months or so at a time, but with retrograde cycles, you could be looking at the same lessons three times over a 6 month period.
The outer planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto last for such a long time that they make long-lasting impacts on our lives. In fact, Neptune and Pluto can last for two to three years! Consider their effects, plan accordingly, and make them part of your life for the better.

Well, well, well, my astrological friends! The cosmos are feeling a bit unsettled today thanks to the solar kp index and the high-speed solar wind. Retrograde effects are slightly enhanced, but let's be real, they're always a little bit wonky. The waxing Full moon in Virgo is adding some extra analytical energy to our lives. So, if you're feeling the urge to organize your sock drawer or color code your bookshelves, blame it on the moon. But don't get too caught up in the details, my nerdy pals. Remember to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. Sometimes we need to see the forest, not just the trees. As for the upcoming new and full moons, keep an eye out for some major changes heading your way in March and April of 2023. It might be time to start planning that epic adventure or career change you've been dreaming about. And now, for some hashtags to sum up this astrological forecast: #RetrogradeRealness #VirgoVibes #NerdyAstrology #CosmicChanges

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